So today I go to the grocery store and I’m wearing my Doctor Who shirt. As I’m walking out I see a kid, maybe 13?, wearing a shirt with link on it. Now I’m expecting him to say nice shirt. He does but he says it like a fucking mouse so I could barely hear him and as I turn to say thank you he’s about to flip a shit on how I didn’t say’ thanks’… if you spoke up I would hear you. But I did end up saying thanks and he got his the stick out of his ass.
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself